Where My Hoes At Santa Humor Christmas T-Shirt

The chest print asks Where My Hoes At in a distressed-style text treatment, with a small signature line from Santa underneath. It is a cheeky holiday pun with an adult edge.

It suits Christmas parties, ugly sweater events and friends who enjoy edgy humor. Wear it to the holiday bash, or give it to a grown-up who loves a good Santa joke.

• Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
• Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.