I Want A Hippopotenuse For Christmath Santa Hippo T-Shirt

A hippopotamus in a Santa hat poses beside a labeled right triangle and snowflakes, with the line I Want a Hippopotenuse for Christmath written above and below. It is a classic Christmas song turned geometry joke.

Math teachers, tutors and students can wear it to holiday classes and tutoring sessions. Give it to a geometry fan who loves a good pun more than a good present.

• Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
• Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.