I Love My Job Vampire Coffee and Coffin Dark Humor T-Shirt - Athletic Heather
I Love My Job Vampire Coffee and Coffin Dark Humor T-Shirt - Athletic Heather (model)
I Love My Job Vampire Coffee and Coffin Dark Humor T-Shirt - Athletic Heather (close-up)
T-Shirt size chart

I Love My Job Vampire Coffee and Coffin Dark Humor T-Shirt

$19.99 $29.99

Printed to order in Houston, Texas, and shipped with tracking.

Style
Color Athletic Heather
Size
  • Made for youEach shirt is printed after you order it.
  • Tracked shippingDelivery estimates are shown at checkout.
  • Misprint promiseSend a photo and we'll reprint or refund.
About this design

A cartoon vampire in a cape holds a steaming coffee mug, a coffin resting at his side, above the words I Love My Job. It is workday sarcasm with a gothic twist.

Horror fans, coffee drinkers and anyone with a dark sense of humor will get it right away. Wear it to the office, to Halloween events or on a casual weekend, or give it to the coworker who definitely needs another cup before sundown.

  • Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
  • Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
  • Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
  • Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.
Fabric and fit
Shipping and returns

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Care

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Size chart

Measured flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit; length runs from the top of the shoulder. Unisex sizing, allow about an inch either way.