Funny Not Short Just Down To Earth T-Shirt

Handwritten lettering and bold outlined words spell out "I'm Not Short I'm Just More Down To Earth Than Most People" across the front. The mix of styles gives the joke a sassy, sarcastic edge.

It is made for petite friends who have heard every height comment and always have a comeback. Wear it casually, pack it for a family get-together, or give it as a birthday gift to a girlfriend, coworker or relative with a good sense of humor.

• Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
• Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.