Functional Adult Everyday Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather
Functional Adult Everyday Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather (model)
Functional Adult Everyday Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt - Dark Grey Heather (close-up)
T-Shirt size chart

Functional Adult Everyday Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt

$19.99 $29.99

Printed to order in Houston, Texas, and shipped with tracking.

Style
Color Dark Grey Heather
Size
  • Made for youEach shirt is printed after you order it.
  • Tracked shippingDelivery estimates are shown at checkout.
  • Misprint promiseSend a photo and we'll reprint or refund.
About this design

Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems a Bit Excessive appears in a mix of tall block text and script across the front chest. It says what a lot of us are thinking by Wednesday.

Perfect for sarcasm fans, tired parents and anyone who relates to grown-up life. Wear it on errands or at the office, or give it for a birthday, Mother's Day or a coworker swap to someone with a dry sense of humor.

  • Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
  • Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
  • Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
  • Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.
Fabric and fit
Shipping and returns

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Care

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.

Size chart

Measured flat, in inches. Width is armpit to armpit; length runs from the top of the shoulder. Unisex sizing, allow about an inch either way.