Conspiracy Theorist Told You So Pronouns T-Shirt

Bold white and red lettering reads I Identify as a Conspiracy Theorist, My Pronouns Are Told You So. A red rectangular outline and small stars give the typography a structured, sign-inspired finish.

It is a pointed pick for skeptics and fans of satire and sarcastic slogans. Wear it to start a conversation, or give it to the friend who always says they saw it coming and loves to remind you.

• Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
• Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.