Chaos Is My Cardio Coffee First Funny Raccoon T-Shirt

A crowned raccoon wearing heart-shaped sunglasses holds a coffee cup, framed by hearts, stars, lightning bolts and florals. Chaos Is My Cardio sits above, and Coffee First. Everything Else Never. sits below.

It is made for coffee lovers and anyone who embraces a little chaos. Wear it to start a busy day, or give it for a birthday or holiday to the friend who is basically a raccoon with a latte.

• Unisex classic crew neck tee. Solid colors are 100% cotton; heather colors are a cotton and polyester blend (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester).
• Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL. The size chart is the last product photo.
• Design printed on the front. Made to order in Houston, Texas.
• Care: wash inside out in cold water, tumble dry low, do not bleach.

Orders are printed in our Houston shop, usually within 1–3 business days, and shipped with tracking. If something arrives misprinted or damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.

Turn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Don't iron directly on the print.